Eh-I: Canadian-style Intelligence
A parody with a point, brewed fresh in Canada
They call it A.I. -Artificial Intelligence - trained on terabytes of text, billions of words, and more copyright lawyers than maple trees. But north of the 49th, we've developed something far more... polite.
It's called Eh-I, short for "Experiential Human Intelligence."
Our system doesn't scrape data; it sips it.
No servers, no algorithms - just steaming mugs of coffee, a kitchen table, and a few trusted friends saying, "So, what do you think, eh?"
How Eh-I Works
- Step one: gather a few good Canadians, ex-Pats et al.
- Step two: pour the coffee, pass the butter tarts.
- Step three: share stories, memories, and tacit know-how ... the kind you can't download or patent, but you feel in your bones.
No privacy violations. No plagiarism. No apologies necessary (for once).
The Secret Sauce (or Syrup)
Eh-I runs on Fika, the Scandinavian art of conversation and connection - but Canadianized for colder weather and warmer hearts. It's powered by:
- Trust: verified not by blockchain, but by eye contact.
- Transparency: if you say something brilliant, we remember your name, not just your metadata.
- Beverage breaks: for those who prefer their intelligence brewed.
Why Eh-I Matters
While A.I. scrambles to "learn" what humans mean, Eh-I already knows - because it asks.
It values context over content, empathy over efficiency, and stories over statistics.
And if Big Tech ever comes knocking, Eh-I's response is simple:
"You want access to our conversations? Pull up a chair, grab a double-double, and earn our trust like everyone else, eh."
In an age where machines imitate meaning, Eh-I reminds us that real intelligence is relational.
It grows not from data, but from dialogue.
Not from code, but from connection.
So here's to the next generation of Canadian Intelligence—
One cup, one conversation, one "eh" at a time.
And Fika means you don't have to say "sorry"!